October 18, 2007
You know what? I thought I had seen everything but this one just blew me away. I mean, Pokemon Perfume? This product is billed as Pokemon Perfume by Air Val International for Women 3.3 Oz Eau De Toilette Spray
The first thing I want to know is what this stuff smells like. The second thing I want to know is what type of woman buys and wears this?
I showed this to my daughter and she laughed. I showed it to my wife and she laughed too, for a different reason.
I also have to wonder if this stuff was made with the use of the rare blue Shuckle. True Pokemon fans will undoubtedly recall that there is a special Pokemon love potion that can be made with the juice from a rare blue Shuckle.
I can just see it now…
Brock: Sniff… Sniff… What’s that smell?
Ash: Uh, I don’t smell anything.
Brock: It’s coming from over there!
Ash: Are you sure about this Brock?
Brock: Look it’s Officer Jenny, I knew I smelled the smell of love in the air.
Officer Jenny: Uh Brock, you’re a bit young for me!
Brock: But, that smell! It smells like love!
Officer Jenny: That? Why it’s just my Pokemon Eau De Toilette Spray.
Ash: Uh, you spray yourself with water from a Pokemon’s toilet?
Brock: How dare you insult the beauty of my Officer Jenny!!!
Yeah, you get the picture.